Panty Raid

I doubt you'll believe me when I tell you this....someone stole my underwear as it was drying, from our second story balcony. I kid you not.

Yesterday morning I went out to retrieve the laundry left drying over night. My sheets, tops and skirt all hung neatly on the lines awaiting. But I looked down to gather my unmentionables from the drying rack...hung there as to be out of direct view from the old folks home or parking lot...and out of the direct wind...but only my bra remained.

One dozen pairs of panties...snatched. And the clothespins that held them arranged in one neat little row...not in the configuration I had left them in.

I asked the roommate is she brought them in for any particularly reason...nope, they had already been missing when she'd gone out to do laundry of her own. Nor had either of our two occasional visitors taken them...though that would warrant some serious explaining on their end...

Who scales a second story balcony to stealing someone else's underwear! I am more than a little perturbed...